The Real Abandoned Overlook Hotel
Unlike the fictional Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, this hotel is really named the Overlook. The abandoned hotel is located in the small, wine growing town of Bernkastel-Kues in Germany. Other than it has been unoccupied for about 13 years, there is no information as to why the hotel was closed. All of the furniture remains and it looks as if everyone there simply left. There are rumors that the hotel is haunted. According to urban explorers who frequent the spooky site, cameras malfunction, sounds can be heard throughout the premises and items seem to move around the hotel by themselves.
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
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Scary thought: Charlaine Harris is the Robert Pattinson of the SVM world. That’s fucked up, y’all.
uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism? two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x)
12 Amazing Things to Expect When Meeting Alexander Skarsgard in Person
1. He’s super polite. He walks in and shakes everyone’s hand while introducing himself … while looking you straight in the eyes.
2. If you haven’t already fainted by this point, you will have to fight the urge to keep holding his hand past the customary two seconds, but that is not advised. Just let go.
3. You will hold your hand out strangely for the rest of the day, looking at it, avoiding handwashing for as long as possible, until you realize that’s futile and relent — but not before you rub your hand all over your face in hopes you will get sick so you can tell your friends, “Yeah, I caught this bad cold from Alex Skarsgard. Sucks.”
4. Upon him entering a room, it will feel as if all the energy in that room is being sucked away from every living thing and inanimate object and directly toward him, because his presence is so immense.
5. He’s so so so tall — seeming even taller than his 6 foot 4 inches. It is virtually impossible not to stare at him trying to memorize every detail of his face like you’re some sort of crazy person. Avoid this tendency, too.
6. His blue eyes are endless pools.
7. His smile, revealing those perfect teeth, is arresting, and he smiles a lot when he talks. He’s clearly a happy, friendly, at-ease person who really enjoys talking about his craft.
8. He’s modest. When his 7-year-old costar Onata Aprile was told that other girls are going to be so jealous of her for getting to spend so much time with the tall blonde Swede, Skarsgard just shrugged the compliment off with an “eh.”
9. He’s loyal and brave. Well, at least loyal. When asked if rumors about his character Eric getting killed off True Blood in the next season were true, he smiled and said: “I can’t tell you that.” It was worth a shot.
10. His blue eyes are endless pools. (Oops, next.)
11. His perfectly sculpted torso is like … how to even describe … a priceless work of art? A tall glass of cool water? Breathtaking? There are almost no words fit to describe Skarsgard’s toned, lean physique under that tailored chambray button-down. With the top three buttons opened. Just enough to see the tops of his hairless pecs. Not that I noticed.
12. He will probably not ask you to have coffee with him after the briefing. So stop fantasizing about that. No, seriously, it’s getting a little obsessive. He’s way too busy making movies, meeting directors, and attending all these events to have time for something like that.Very busy.
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Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
Goodness.
Oh my god the little headbutt in the second gif.
If Tom Hiddleston were a cat.
Every cat I have owned or will own needs lessons from this cat.
What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad: Oh, My Rapist Kisses So Good!
“My rapist kissed me on the lips. My eyelids were suddenly wide apart. My rapist stepped back, and I caught my breath. My rapist had always kissed like a champion. If there’d be a kissing Olympics, he’d have advanced to the finals. But I wasn’t…
LoL stating the obvious:)
Oh, NOW you’re starting to think this? *eyeroll* lolol
Oh someone just woke up from her coma! How lovely…
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I guess now we know who SJP’s girl crush is…
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I either get really nice anons or really stupid anons.
there is no in-between.
You just described tumblr in a nutshell lol
this is true. however, when i get mean anons, they’re always trying to be mean about something stupid. like one time an anon got mad at me because i said cleopatra wearing lipstick made from crushed ants and beatles was gross. wtf is that about?
I either get really nice anons or really stupid anons.
there is no in-between.
You just described tumblr in a nutshell lol
Bahahahaha
OMG….is CH serious with this? LOL
I have seriously read fanfics written by 14-year-olds that had me laughing less at sex scenes that CH.
I have seriously read fanfics written by 14-year old virgins to whom English is not their first language that had better written sex scenes than whatever this seal-humping rebound shaft mess is.
SAM HAD AN ERECTION. JUST FUCKING SAY IT. ERECTION. IN HIS PENIS.
(Although, considering she once had the protagonist refer to her own vagina in her own internal monologue as her ‘yahoo palace’, seal-flopping sex shouldn’t be so surprising.)
Yahoo Palace?
YAHOO. PALACE.
YAHOO.
PALACE.
Oh, you are hearing this for the first time?! Welcome to the Wonderful World of Charlaine Harris Sex Metaphors! Pull up a chair. And some pillows to land on when you fall off of it laughing.
I gave up halfway through Dead Reckoning so this phrase must have been used in a companion or after I quit reading because I’m sure I would have remembered this. Jfc.
Bahahahaha
OMG….is CH serious with this? LOL
I have seriously read fanfics written by 14-year-olds that had me laughing less at sex scenes that CH.
I have seriously read fanfics written by 14-year old virgins to whom English is not their first language that had better written sex scenes than whatever this seal-humping rebound shaft mess is.
SAM HAD AN ERECTION. JUST FUCKING SAY IT. ERECTION. IN HIS PENIS.
(Although, considering she once had the protagonist refer to her own vagina in her own internal monologue as her ‘yahoo palace’, seal-flopping sex shouldn’t be so surprising.)
Yahoo Palace?
YAHOO. PALACE.
YAHOO.
PALACE.
