THIS IS MY GENIUSNESS

sophiemyst:

Take a jar. Put some ice cream in it. Then put some chocolate syrup in with the ice cream. Add some milk. Add some vodka (i’d say optional, but it really isn’t). Put the lid on that bitch. Shake it like a naughty baby.

Voila. Chocolate vodka milkshake, for when you’re too drunk to safely clean a blender.

Or don’t have one.

Then? PUT IT IN YOUR FACE.

The milkshake.

Not a blender.

That would hurt.

And be kind of stupid.

@sophiemyst Shake it like a naughty baby

At first I was like

But then I was like, that Sophie…

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   HA! I wondered if anyone would catch that.

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   baby At first I was like But then I was like, that Sophie…

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    are made of awesome. This is genius… now I need...find icecream… and

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