didyoujustmolotovmybrother:

During the Oscars take a drink each time:

• Someone thanks their parents.
• Billy Crystal sings.
• Each time the camera cuts to George Clooney.
• Every time the band tries to cut off someone’s speech.
• Someone cries.
• If Meryl Streep wins Best Actress and does her…

Every time someone makes a Michael Fassbender dick joke… because that dead horse hasn’t been beaten enough quite yet. Hey! Maybe Ryan Murphy will build a show around it -___-

(Source: The Huffington Post)

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    Totally wish I had something to drink right now….

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