"Here’s another guy thing that sucks. These t-shirts that say: “Lead, follow, or get out of the way”. You ever see that? This is more of that stupid Marine Corps bullshit. Obsolete, male impulses from a hundred thousand years ago, “Lead, follow, or get out of the way”. You know what I do when I see that shirt; I obstruct. I stand right in the guy’s path, force him to walk around me, he gets a little past me, I spin him around kick him in the nuts, rip off his shirt, wipe it on my ass, and shove it down his fucking throat. Hey, listen that’s all these marines are looking for; a good time."